Nik Newark

Happy Christmas in Bethlehem

Arthur Foxgloves and Sylvanus Urban adventure through the sands of time

What's the Point?

Theme : Less is more

Theme : Holiday from my senses

Theme : Up To You

Theme : My other car's a hearse

Theme : Attitude of Gratitude

Theme : Right This Way

Featuring David Lynch's Nightmare

Theme : Larry the Limousine Driver

Theme : Pumpkin Patch

Theme : FYI

It don't apply to you...

Theme : A World Without Pants

Theme : Bread and Butter

Theme : They know not what they do

Theme : No Way Out

A fictional tale of bondage and (mostly) savoury condiments

Theme : Fresh as the morning dew

Get Back Home

Theme is (unbelievably) "You're not a ninja anymore"

Theme : Fight this feeling

Words and music by Nik Newark, Maddie Jane Warren and Will Irvine. Performed by Josie Campbell and Nik Newark

Theme : This week, I'm coming "Out beyond the edges"

Theme : Hard to find

Theme : Save the best for last

All romantic, like.

written and recorded before breakfast at Pennard House on 18th June 2019

Theme : If Only

Theme : Under the rug

The One-Eyed Man Is King

Theme : Honour your offer Disney Princess I’m in a mess I must confess my love for you Beautiful girl Tiara and pearls Light up my world I adore you Peaches and cream Tea with the queen The girl of my dreams in a story I love you the same, more or less… Disney Princess I think you’re the best I don’t wanna get into trouble I only have eyes for you Nothing that I would do But lately I’ve been seeing double The world is infested with Disney Princesses Bidding for bursting my bubble With different names and a different dress There’s Snow White and Belle Rapunzel as well Under the spell of Aurora Merida Mulan Cinderella Tiana I am the man who adores you You’re breaking my heart I can’t tell you apart Since the very first time that I saw you Cos you all look there same more or less Disney Princess Disney Princess I’ve got to confess I cannot honour your offer A peck on the cheek Should be unique Otherwise why would you bother You’re like an old flame with a different name And a different colour of dress But mostly the same, more or less Disney Princess

Let's not dance around it...

Only The Best

The Bonus Round

Channelling Noel Coward, Neil Hannon and That Sort Of Thing, on the theme "Gift Horse"

A short song about necrophilia

Based on a theme of "Bet you can't guess"

Theme "Acute Angles"

Endless Nameless

Theme : Tell Me Tomorrow Written on an aeroplane, somewhere over Russia ;-)

For all of you groovy people on the people's march on 23rd March 2019. This was written and recorded (and video shot) on 23rd March on location in Singapore, all on an iPhone (ain't technology marvellous). And, I stole the title "Out Out" from Emma Kirkbride :-)

A traditional folk song about identity, empire, and leaving the European Union, written and recorded on the evening when those really great and enormously talented people in parliament finally voted that maybe we might not leave the EU on 29th March after all.

Featuring John Flannel on the accordion

27th Letter, a song by We Could Be Ogres, based on a theme from James Tristan Redding

Based on the theme "Every last drop" Seven billion dreams circle the sun 92 million miles You’re the only one But it’s ok I’ll always be there for you Like you’ve always been there for me And I’ll drink a toast to you Raise a glass Cos we know the time has passed But we never want to stop I’ll drink to you and to everything you do I’ll drink every last drop Over a million years Time cannot heal seven billion dreams I can’t pretend that it’s OK I’ll always be there for you Like you’ve always been there for me And I’ll drink a toast to you Raise a glass Cos we know the time has passed But we never want to stop I’ll drink to you and to everything you do I’ll drink every last drop

There's not a lot of onomatopoeia here...

When in Rome